A holiday special from the United Trans & Allied Workers #Merch Working Group. Like all great works, designed by committee. A blue, pink & white scarf to keep your neck warm while on the picket line this holiday season. Did you know that we lose up to 100% of our heat through our necks? Well worry no more, this “thick knit” jacquard scarf is made from 100% great quality acrylic and will keep you out marching long into the wintry night. Buy one for the comrade cutie in your life this Christmas / Hanukkah / Kwanzaa / Winterval, and maybe Lunar New Year, unless we’re sold out by then, or it’s like, not so bloody cold. I didn’t include Diwali in the list of holidays because we sort of missed the boat on that one, I guess you could stock up for next year? Choose your own festival, but choose our scarf. Alright I’m done writing copy for the year. Peace out.

Limited edition hand-made, hand-painted mugs, made by elite union rep and mugsmith Comrade Dani. Get one for the comrade in your life, or to leave in the kitchenette at work as a union-recruitment vector.

This is the second batch of unique mugs - each one is different. There are 6 mugs in this batch, see the images for a front and back view of each mug. Do good comradely deeds to increase your union-essence to be in with a greater chance of securing mug. Assume your every move is being watched and noted by our agents.

A black t-shirt that boldly proclaims ’the comrade-wearer is aware of video games’, with a logo that is clearly distinct from any video game franchises known to this copywriter.

Design, printing, manufacturing, materials and labour: Graphic designed by the UTAW #merch working group. DTG printing by I Dress Myself, using 100% solvent free, water-based, eco-friendly, GOTS organic inks, printed in Somerset. T-Shirts are supplied by Sanley/Stella. Single Jersey, 100% Cotton - Organic Combed Ring Spun, 180 GSM. Fabric washed. Weaving, dyeing and assembly in Bangladesh. Stanley/Stella is a member of the Fair Wear Foundation which works with trade unions, NGOs, governments and factories to ensure a better standard of working conditions and wages for workers.

Sizing: XS — chest: 47.5cm, length: 65cm S — chest: 49.5cm, length: 69cm M — chest: 53.5cm, length: 73cm L — chest: 56.5cm, length: 75cm XL — chest: 59.5cm, length: 77cm XXL — chest: 63.5cm, length: 79cm 3XL — chest: 67.5cm, length: 81cm

This red t-shirt has a little UTAW logo on the front, and a big one on the back, for 360° output to minimise downtime.

Design, printing, manufacturing, materials and labour: Graphic designed by the UTAW #merch working group. Screenprinted by EHC Screenprinting on T-Shirts from No Sweat. No Sweat T-shirts are made by Oporajeo – a workers’ initiative in Bangladesh set up by survivors of the Rana Plaza disaster. Oporajeo workers earn a living wage, in decent conditions and have democratic control of their work. Oporajeo is a carbon neutral factory that offsets emissions with their own tree planting project. No Sweat T-shirts are made from GOTS certified organic cotton, using azo-free dye and a ETP water filtration system.Solidarity: Profits from the T-shirts are used to fund No Sweat campaigns and put into a Garment Worker Solidarity Fund to support independent trade unions around the world organising in the garment industry.

100% Organic Cotton - fully traceable certified Global Organic Textile Standard and Oeko-Tex Standard 100

Sizing: XS — chest: 44cm, length: 66cm S — chest: 48cm, length: 70cm M — chest: 52cm, length: 73cm L — 56cm, length: 76cm XL — 60cm, length: 78cm 2XL — 66cm, length: 80cm 3XL — 68cm, length: 81cm

This black t-shirt has a little UTAW logo on the front, and a big one on the back, so you can show your boss that you’re a union memeber from both directions.

Design, printing, manufacturing, materials and labour: Graphic designed by the UTAW #merch working group. Screenprinted by EHC Screenprinting on T-Shirts from No Sweat. No Sweat T-shirts are made by Oporajeo – a workers’ initiative in Bangladesh set up by survivors of the Rana Plaza disaster. Oporajeo workers earn a living wage, in decent conditions and have democratic control of their work. Oporajeo is a carbon neutral factory that offsets emissions with their own tree planting project. No Sweat T-shirts are made from GOTS certified organic cotton, using azo-free dye and a ETP water filtration system.Solidarity: Profits from the T-shirts are used to fund No Sweat campaigns and put into a Garment Worker Solidarity Fund to support independent trade unions around the world organising in the garment industry.

100% Organic Cotton - fully traceable certified Global Organic Textile Standard and Oeko-Tex Standard 100

Sizing: XS — chest: 44cm, length: 66cm S — chest: 48cm, length: 70cm M — chest: 52cm, length: 73cm L — 56cm, length: 76cm XL — 60cm, length: 78cm 2XL — 66cm, length: 80cm 3XL — 68cm, length: 81cm

Show solidarity with soul, with the lowest latency labourers in the game. A white t-shirt, with a graphic on the font of a hand holding an ethernet cable.

Design, printing, manufacturing, materials and labour: Graphic designed by the UTAW #merch working group. Screenprinted by EHC Screenprinting on T-Shirts from No Sweat. No Sweat T-shirts are made by Oporajeo – a workers’ initiative in Bangladesh set up by survivors of the Rana Plaza disaster. Oporajeo workers earn a living wage, in decent conditions and have democratic control of their work. Oporajeo is a carbon neutral factory that offsets emissions with their own tree planting project. No Sweat T-shirts are made from GOTS certified organic cotton, using azo-free dye and a ETP water filtration system.Solidarity: Profits from the T-shirts are used to fund No Sweat campaigns and put into a Garment Worker Solidarity Fund to support independent trade unions around the world organising in the garment industry.

100% Organic Cotton - fully traceable certified Global Organic Textile Standard and Oeko-Tex Standard 100

Sizing: XS — chest: 44cm, length: 66cm S — chest: 48cm, length: 70cm M — chest: 52cm, length: 73cm L — 56cm, length: 76cm XL — 60cm, length: 78cm 2XL — 66cm, length: 80cm 3XL — 68cm, length: 81cm

An off-white t-shirt with green print, the graphic on the front shows the wearer knows what to do with their fists: build networks and cable-manage effectively. The back shows the UTAW sigil.

Design, printing, manufacturing, materials and labour: Graphic designed by the UTAW #merch working group. Screen printing by I Dress Myself, using 100% solvent free, water-based, eco-friendly, GOTS organic inks, printed in Somerset. T-Shirts are supplied by Sanley/Stella. Single Jersey, 100% Cotton - Organic Combed Ring Spun, 180 GSM. Fabric washed. Weaving, dyeing and assembly in Bangladesh. Stanley/Stella is a member of the Fair Wear Foundation which works with trade unions, NGOs, governments and factories to ensure a better standard of working conditions and wages for workers.

Sizing: XS — chest: 47.5cm, length: 65cm S — chest: 49.5cm, length: 69cm M — chest: 53.5cm, length: 73cm L — chest: 56.5cm, length: 75cm XL — chest: 59.5cm, length: 77cm XXL — chest: 63.5cm, length: 79cm 3XL — chest: 67.5cm, length: 81cm

By far our most popular product when ranked in terms of customer satisfaction, this pink t-shirt features Poopy, a comrade who uses their working time effectively to read up on the latest goings-on in their trade union.

Design, printing, manufacturing, materials and labour: Graphic designed by the UTAW #merch working group. DTG printing by I Dress Myself, using 100% solvent free, water-based, eco-friendly, GOTS organic inks, printed in Somerset. T-Shirts are supplied by Sanley/Stella. Single Jersey, 100% Cotton - Organic Combed Ring Spun, 180 GSM. Fabric washed. Weaving, dyeing and assembly in Bangladesh. Stanley/Stella is a member of the Fair Wear Foundation which works with trade unions, NGOs, governments and factories to ensure a better standard of working conditions and wages for workers.

Sizing: XS — chest: 47.5cm, length: 65cm S — chest: 49.5cm, length: 69cm M — chest: 53.5cm, length: 73cm L — chest: 56.5cm, length: 75cm XL — chest: 59.5cm, length: 77cm XXL — chest: 63.5cm, length: 79cm 3XL — chest: 67.5cm, length: 81cm

A very special badge for our very good union reps. For every rep who’s been asked by a manager to show their “Union ID”, this badge demands the respect commensurate with the station, “talk to the badge cos the face ain’t listening”.

Strictly no stealing of valour, these badges are for union reps only.

These badges are free to those who have done their rep training. See the #reps channel of the UTAW Discord for a very special 100% off discount code. If you don’t have access to that channel, jog on and peruse our other votive offerings, scab.

Nothing says “I work with computers” like the UTAW Terminal T-Shirt. A white t-shirt with red print of a little drawing of a computer on the front, and the UTAW logo on the back, for the most discerning of computer-using cuties.

Design, printing, manufacturing, materials and labour: Graphic designed by the UTAW #merch working group. Screenprinted by EHC Screenprinting on T-Shirts from No Sweat. No Sweat T-shirts are made by Oporajeo – a workers’ initiative in Bangladesh set up by survivors of the Rana Plaza disaster. Oporajeo workers earn a living wage, in decent conditions and have democratic control of their work. Oporajeo is a carbon neutral factory that offsets emissions with their own tree planting project. No Sweat T-shirts are made from GOTS certified organic cotton, using azo-free dye and a ETP water filtration system.Solidarity: Profits from the T-shirts are used to fund No Sweat campaigns and put into a Garment Worker Solidarity Fund to support independent trade unions around the world organising in the garment industry.

100% Organic Cotton - fully traceable certified Global Organic Textile Standard and Oeko-Tex Standard 100

Sizing: XS — chest: 44cm, length: 66cm S — chest: 48cm, length: 70cm M — chest: 52cm, length: 73cm L — 56cm, length: 76cm XL — 60cm, length: 78cm 2XL — 66cm, length: 80cm 3XL — 68cm, length: 81cm

A variety pack of UTAW stickers, newly refreshed for 2026.

Choose from a Booster Pack of 10 randomly assorted stickers, guaranteed 1 shiny, perfect for personal use or trade with your friends; or the Jumbo Pack of 50, great for mass distribution where you work, or attaching to the devices and appliances of production.

If you happen to see one in the wild, on a lamp post or toilet cubicle in your neighbourhood, please send a pic.

Red sporty socks, one size fits all, with the words “Union Worker” proudly declared around the rim of the hole where your feet go in.

The classic UTAW colours, or Palestine, Pride Progress & Trans Pride flags, on hard enamelled metal badges.

A black t-shirt featuring Meatballt the cat, and the UTAW logo on the back, certifying the wearer as Comrade Bestie.

Design, printing, manufacturing, materials and labour: Graphic designed by the UTAW #merch working group. Screen printing by I Dress Myself, using 100% solvent free, water-based, eco-friendly, GOTS organic inks, printed in Somerset. T-Shirts are supplied by Sanley/Stella. Single Jersey, 100% Cotton - Organic Combed Ring Spun, 180 GSM. Fabric washed. Weaving, dyeing and assembly in Bangladesh. Stanley/Stella is a member of the Fair Wear Foundation which works with trade unions, NGOs, governments and factories to ensure a better standard of working conditions and wages for workers.

Sizing: XS — chest: 47.5cm, length: 65cm S — chest: 49.5cm, length: 69cm M — chest: 53.5cm, length: 73cm L — chest: 56.5cm, length: 75cm XL — chest: 59.5cm, length: 77cm XXL — chest: 63.5cm, length: 79cm 3XL — chest: 67.5cm, length: 81cm

Black sweatshirt with UTAW ASCII-art on the front.

Size up one size compared to our t-shirts.

Screenprinted by EHC Screenprinting on AWDis sweatshirts.

Measurements: ½ Chest / Body Length / Sleeve Length (cm): S: 52/68/65, M: 56/71/65.5, L: 60/74/68, XL: 64/77/69.5, 2XL: 68/80/71

80% Ringspun Cotton / 20% Polyester. 280 GSM.

Care Instructions: Do not bleach, Do not dry clean, Iron cool, Tumble dry low heat, Wash Cold.